Oh Canny, you fackin' can, rollin' through the slots,
Spinnin' those reels, callin' the shots.
With a clink and a clank, and a wink so sly,
You've got that tinny grin, reaching for the sky.

Canny, you fackin' can, always on the run,
Tumbling through the games, just for fun.
Canny, you shiny rogue, with a heart of tin,
Shake up those winnings, let the chaos begin!


From the pull of a handle to the press of a play,
Canny's in the game, leading the way.
He's the king of the can, with a plan so grand,
Turning every game land into a wonderland.


With every spin, Canny's there, with a flair,
Rattling coins, stirring the air.
Is it luck, or is it skill? Hard to tell,
But with Canny around, it's a whimsical spell.


Canny, you fackin' can, always on the run,
Tumbling through the games, just for fun.
Canny, you shiny rogue, with a heart of tin,
Shake up those winnings, let the chaos begin!


Watch him dance, watch him prance, never miss a beat,
In the casino lights, he's never discreet.
Canny, oh Canny, with a spin and a twirl,
You light up the machine, make the symbols swirl.


So here's to Canny, the fackin' can,
With a clatter and a batter, he's our main man.