Welcome ladies, gentlethems
And freaks of all kinds
I'll be your host
Here to remind you
That you're alive
There's no need to worry
'Cause everyone's crazy here
Whoever you decide you wanna be
You belong here
You can be who you wanna be
You can do who you wanna do honey
As long as they wanna do you too
But no matter what
Open up and be as free as you can be
Welcome to the freak show