Now Laura's on some tough luck, looking kinda huffy
She'll be missing out on Twippo cuz her ticket's on the curb
Dummy looking clumsier than Billy Joe McGuffrey
If you're messing with the Junior then you get what you deserve
But the venue's menus show a lot more than seafoo
Lotta time to krill while the tomato's in pain
These three dudes schmoozing like they wanna see a redo
Guess they had to kill a man for making it rain
But none of em in Nineva was ever gonna stop it
So irate pirates gonna liquidate a prophet
In a homemade ocean full of vegetable soup
And no shade, they're really just protecting the sloop
They're embarrassed to be there, but maybe they'll be sparing em
A prayer, cuz they never really cared for the asparagus
He's arrogant, but maybe there's a way to share a seraphim
Let's fix it all by caroling to keep the man from perishing