I write road trip raps so you can feel em in your car shocks
Sipping on the Boba flipping cards with the sarlacc
Burning up a poker face, cuz with Freeced the bar’s hot
I’m the one you’re sleeping on, fuck a cheap alarm clock
[censor “fuck” with an alarm clock buzzer]

I ain’t set the bar but I be barring on a bomb beat
If you ain’t at the barbecue, then you be hella raw, Freeced
(Talk to em) raw meat, all my cypher dogs eat
Growing boys, Karasuno crows from the concrete

Every line I write is full of spice, the flow’s mustard
I leave em silent when I stunt, I’m The Goat, Buster
Nah, I’m the Ghostbuster, y’all just stay puffed up
Spittin’ Bull, no Custer, I just say tough luck

I’m coming off the top rope like Beefy when he drops those
Hot flows and shock blows, scheming at the RAW shows
This is how my DAW goes, master in the car, yo
Spinning with the tape deck blasting out the Tahoe

This is the Tonight Show, greatest host, bar none
Bartending nightly like I’m saving for a car, son
Making up in barring what I’m lacking in velocity
Mars bars on the beat pique the Curiosity

I be bumpin STD but y’all are on some errant clap
Got the wolf in me seeing double, that’s a Perrin trap
Take the aye yuh off of Breeton, he’s a barren chap
Sharing catgirls on Twitter, man, he needs a harem stat

Bout to win an Oscar, how I’m Grouching at a trash talker
Punctuated by an infomercial break, I slap choppers
Never test a man unless you’re posting up with mad proctors
I’m about to kick em where they’re sitting, call the ass doctor

Have vodker at the ready, I’m about to need summy
Cuz these rappers driving me to drinking, they the least funny
Never sober when exposure isn’t getting Freeced money
Ever since the Honda took an L, I’m getting fleeced, buddy

Scenes are under Sieges and the leeches wanna seem chummy
Jeez, dummy, be the second mouse to the cheese cutting
Snap snap, champing at my feat'll make your teeth gummy
I ain't energized, I'm just tryna find an e-bunny

This is the Tonight Show, greatest host, bar none
Bartending nightly like I’m saving for a car, son
Making up in barring what I’m lacking in velocity
Mars bars on the beat pique the Curiosity

Claiming you’re the greatest ever, bore me on the deets, honey
You ain’t got the juices if you’re corny like the D Sunny
Birdbrain back behind the bars, like you’re Dee, Sunny
Take the preceding three lines, you’re holding Ds, sonny

This is the Tonight Show, greatest host, bar none
Bartending nightly like I’m saving for a car, son
Making up in barring what I’m lacking in velocity
Mars bars on the beat pique the Curiosity