Oh if only Brazil was not so far
Far away I would swim or walk or ride
But never ever fly
But all the noise of the maniacs there

The sweat on my face it's worth to bear
But I don't want to bounce and die
But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
I close my eyes, I know what I would go for

Stewardess before the crash
Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine

No cabin fire burn my dream
I am at your disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide
Wheeling junk along the aisle

Keep your seat belt fastened
You're whipping with an iron voice
You command
Uh mistress I am in your hands

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat
I realize the domina feels the same
And I reply: What about your pie?
Lavatory Love Machine

Lavatory Love Machine
No broken wings to stop me steam
Lavatory Love Machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?

Now if I gotta die
I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
Let them know I've been alive
'Til I made my final splash

Lavatory Love Machine
Don't hear the scary noises
From the turbine when you scream