You're an oddball dreaming big
Want that taste of a Hollywood gig
Well, honey, Ed's your pick
For a wild and wacky flick

So you want to be a star
In an Ed Wood film so far
From the norm, honey, you are
On a set where freaks are czars

Angora sweaters and a borrowed bride
Bela readies for the ride
Plan 9 from Outer Space
With that Wood magical grace

So you want to be a star
In an Ed Wood film so far
From the norm, honey, you are
On a set where freaks are czars

Slip into that monster suit
And give your all to that growl, recruit
Defy gravity, break the rules
Ed Wood's camp is one cool school

So you want to be a star
In an Ed Wood film so far
From the norm, honey, you are
On a set where freaks are czars