Me and my family
Raise the Christmas tree
We'll hang the mistletoe
So everybody knows it's Christmas

So come on ya all
We're goin' to the mall
Happy birthday, Jesus
I hope my friends don't see us

Well, it's that time of year
Spread good tidings and cheer

Woah, Woah
Merry Christmas, you suck
Woah, Woah
Merry Christmas, you suck

Can't find a parkin' spot
Cause handicapped, we're not
But, my old man, he swears that he's a Nascar driver

We'll wait in line some more
We finally reach the door
My two brothers are high fivin'
Dad says we're just here survivin'

Well, it's that time of year
To spread good tidings and cheer

Woah, Woah
Merry Christmas, you suck
Woah, Woah
Merry Christmas, you suck

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh

Woah, Woah
Merry Christmas, you suck
Woah, Woah
Merry Christmas, you suck

Hahahaha
Oh, we suck

We probably should have worked on an ending for that song, huh?

Yep!