On the Peace Bridge in a Kia Soul
Telling me all the facts on black holes
Most of which I already know
I could hang myself with your purse

Leaving Buffalo with a cold sore
I see no evidence they won the war
Now you're dancing out of a liquor store
The best looking girl at my old work

I don't want to go to Canada right now

And the border was hostile
I'd say it's been like that for a while
I said I liked your new hairstyle
You said it's been like that for a while

I am only loyal to an airline
So I'll fly it out to the Maritimes
Well, I'm just kinda like this folk guy
In one of those round hats

And we see a red fox and a herd of deer
And then it's, oh my god, I could live here
Which is understandable and sincere
For a bunch of idle chat

I don't want to go to Canada in this tax year

And the border was hostile
I said it's been like that for a while
I said I liked your new hairstyle
You said it's been like that for a while

And the border is just one long line
But we held our polite smiles
You said you don't notice my hairline
I said it's been like that for a while

Yeah, it's been like that for a while

Yeah, it's been like that for a while"