When I say friends
I mean friends forever
And nothing in this world
Could leave us severed
Even if a chainsaw fight
Ripped us apart
And we died tonight
When I say friends
I meant friends forever
No one in this world
Could be so clever, Even if
Einstein fucked Picasso
In the ass and they had a baby

Turning your back on me
Isn't that the way
It's meant to be
And I know
When we say best friends
It really just means
Friends for never

When I say friends
I mean friends for never
And nothing in this world
Could bring us together
Even if we were Siamese twins
Jointed together
To share the same heart
When I say friends
I mean friends for never
And no one in this world
Could write this better
(Be so clever)
Even if, Edgar Allen Poe
Was hiding in my room
Beating off to my voice