Broke your window
Stole your car
Opened up my murder jar
Tried to make it far
But I crashed into a bar
Don't you dare
Say I'm your friend
A pipe bomb
That I'm gonna send
In the mail, I'll go to jail
But it was worth it
Here's a tip that you should try
Eat a bullet, choke and die
Or maybe, you can choke
On these lyrics that I wrote
I'm better at them anyway
And the guitar that you play
You should give it up
And admit you really suck

Fake, you punk ass
Stupid, with no class
You'll never be
As good as me
Fake, you big bitch
Stupid, you suck dick
You'll never be quite like me

So now you know
How I feel so
I hope you choke and die
So now you know
How I feel so
I hope you're not alive
Broke your ego, all your pride
You're contemplating suicide
I talked to Ebert
And he gave it two thumbs up

Cause I don't really care
All the news you wanna share
I'm done playing catch up
So shut the fuck up

Don't you blame society
Self-pity and your misery
You're faker than a counterfeit
Cause I think
You're made of bullshit