How much wood
Could your girlfriend fuck?
If your girlfriend
Did fuck wood
Well, I gotta get good,
Gotta get better than this
Pretend you don't exist
I'm takin' my time
Still tickin' like a time bomb
I'm keepin' my cool
While she's lookin'
For her lip balm
All her glossy secrets
Are like gases on the flame
Puckered her lips
Now lookin' like a goldfish
Rubbin' my lamp
Still lookin' for her last wish
Maybe you're as ignorant
As everyone says
You don't gotta go
To the pool to get wet, I bet
Five minutes alone
I'll make you sweat
Rollin' down your body
Naughty, you caught me
Up in this game, upin this game

Dead to me now
I thought I loved you somehow
But you were crawlin '
Like a parasite.
Always fuckin' up my life
Dead to me now
Loved you somehow
But you were crawlin'
Like a parasite
Always fuckin' up my life

How much wood
Could your girlfriend
If your girlfriend
Was your girlfriend
How much wood
Could your girlfriend fuck
If your girlfriend did fuck wood
But I gotta get better than this. Pretend you don't exist

Boo fucking hoo,
When you cry like that
And your heart's gone flat
Still pinned to the mat
Get that weak shit outta my face
Outta this place, oh Jesus
Slip, slip, slide,
And we dip, dip, dive
Any number, motherfucker
Never to survive
Callin' you up
From the hospital bed,
And I think I bumped my head
You don't gotta go
To the morgue to get dead
I said, five minutes alone
Will turn to dread
Crawlin' through your body
The maggots that never caught me
Up in this game up in this game