One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
Please mister bartender, listen here
I ain't here for trouble so have no fear
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer

Now I don't want soda nor bubblegum
You got what I want just serve me some
Since my baby's been gone everything's lost
I'm on this kick and I can't get off

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
Please mister bartender, listen here
I ain't here for trouble so have no fear
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer

My woman started me on this spree
I can't find her and she can't find me
She left this mornin', said she wouldn't stay
She's been out all night and it's the break of day

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
Please mister bartender, listen here
I ain't here for trouble so have no fear
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer

Give me one more nip and,
Make it strong
I've got to find my baby
Takes all night long

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer