Five-knuckle shuffle
Fapping Knocking one out
Stroking the snake
Rolling the dice
Cranking the shaft
Shuffling the cards
Beating around the bush (context-dependent)
Bopping the bologna
Churning the butter
Having a solo session
Paddling the pink canoe
The lonely dance
Playing the single-player mode
Doing the hand jive
Flicking the bean
Polishing the pearl
Diddling Fingering
Playing with the kitty
Rubbing the nub
Clit play Muffin buffing
Buttering the muffin
Splooshing the cave
Tending to the garden
Scratching the itch
Warming up the oven
Beating the meat
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Waxing the carrot
Pumping the piston
Whacking off
Squeezing the weasel
Stroking the sausage
Shaking hands with the milkman
Playing the organ
Bashing the bishop
Making the bald man cry
Shooting the sheriff
Beating the meat
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Waxing the carrot
Pumping the piston
Whacking off
Squeezing the weasel
Stroking the sausage
Shaking hands with the milkman
Playing the organ
Bashing the bishop
Making the bald man cry
Shooting the sheriff
Roughing up the suspect
Jerking the gherkin
Milking the lizard
Twisting the joystick
Tickling the pickle
Giving yourself a hand
Tossing off Tuggin' the slug
Self-pleasure
Self-love Solo sex
Autoeroticism
Self-stimulation
Self-service
Wanking
Jacking off
Jerking off
Flogging the dolphin
Spanking the monkey
Choking the chicken
Rubbing one out
Getting off
Getting oneself off
Playing with oneself
Playing solo
Pleasuring oneself
DIY sex
Hand job (on oneself)
Beating off
Tugging
Pulling the pud
Pulling the goalie
Working one out
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