I was walking through the park enjoying the day
When a sudden urge hit and it wouldn't go away
My stomach's in a twist there's no time to delay
But the bathroom's miles off and I just gotta say
I really really really need a pooh
It's an emergency what am I gonna do?
Every step I take it just gets worse
I need a bathroom now or it's gonna be a curse
I see a bench nearby but that won't suffice
This situation's dire I can't be nice
Looking left and right but there's no loo in sight
I need a miracle now or I'll lose this fight
I really really really need a pooh
It's an emergency what am I gonna do?
Every step I take it just gets worse
I need a bathroom now or it's gonna be a curse
Nature calls and it's yelling loud
I'm desperate now can't be too proud
No time to waste can't hold on much longer
This urge is strong but I gotta be stronger
I really really really need a pooh
It's an emergency what am I gonna do?
Every step I take it just gets worse
I need a bathroom now or it's gonna be a curse
Nature calls and it's yelling loud
I'm desperate now can't be too proud
No time to waste can't hold on much longer
This urge is strong but I gotta be stronger
I really really really need a pooh
It's an emergency what am I gonna do?
Every step I take it just gets worse
I need a bathroom now or it's gonna be a curse
Finally see the sign it's just up ahead
The relief I'll feel can't wait to be said
But till I reach that door I'll be singing this tune
I really really really need a pooh
Finally see the sign it's just up ahead
The relief I'll feel can't wait to be said
But till I reach that door I'll be singing this tune
I really really really need a pooh