Hello I'm a clown
Don't be scared now
I've just come to give joy
To all the good girls and boys

But under the makeup
I am kind of fucked up
I have a dark secret
Where I pick on the weakest

On the hunt again
For another friend
To join the other ones
Where there is no more sun

Under the floorboards
Undeniable odors
Under my home
I'm no longer alone

Find somebody to love and hold
So you'll never die alone
Find somebody to call your own
So you'll never die alone

Wanna see a magic trick
Ill show you just real quick
This is where it gets real sick
Gonna twist this stick

Tighter and tighter until
Your life has expired
Bet You didn't see that coming!
Well that part was required

There are police again
They're gonna arrest me man
They'll look at the records then
They'll see all of the thing I did

They're at all the house now
I'm gonna be found out
What will become
I'll be executed no doubt

"Hey, death row's great—death
Row's a fucking blast
I get cable tv
I get phone access any time I want
I get to paint
I get all these privileges
And nobody fucks with me
On the other hand
The general population
[Of the prison]
That's for fools and animals
It's a jungle out there
So you're at the mercy of being killed
At any moment for anything
And some people just have time to kill"