You know I live a life of intrigue
Big fish, you wish
I know I'm in my own league
20,000 under the sea
What up, Sebastian
Y'all crabs I'm Viagra
Because I'm lasting
My time is Neverending Story
But I'm not a cheater, Peter
Hauling in my lorry/Lorre
Y'all bore me
Like a worm in my tomato garden
Y'all lames in flames
You couldn't get my James Harden
ct Busch Garden
With my homie from the Nerdlucks
I can't hear your raft
Because I never herd/heard ducks
Spare me if I can't strike
When you dare me to touch a
Mike/mic Myers/My, yers
Don't matter just let me at a butcher knife
Life is but a dream sweetheart
cnd I'm the dream master
Sewing at the speed of light
Yeah I know I seam/seem faster
cnd I can't even tell if you're listening
I stay posted like the mail
The most interesting

I'm the most interesting man in the world
Holding a beer in between two girls
Salt and pepper beard
cnd the moment that you feared
Is when I grab the mic
cnd proceed to get weird

I don't always wild out
But when I do it's full moon
Don't always play guitar
But when I do it's in tune
I don't always hate
But when I do it's because I'm driving
I don't always turn away
But when I do it's because you're lying
Don't always lock the door
Except when I've been watching Forensic Files
Don't always get high
But when I do
New hairstyle
I don't always need a friend
But when I do it's because I""m tripping
I don't always use an mp3
My LP was skipping
I don't always eat meat
But when I do I wanna have a cow
Don't tell me what to do, Bart
I hang with homies that allow
Me to be the most interesting G
cnd I don't always do coke
But when I do it's because it's free
I don't always dance
But when I do it's Paper Planes
Maybe Mamma Mia
Or Jump cround by House of Pain
I don't always sell drugs
But when I do it's marijuana bud
cnd I don't always wrestle
But when I do it's mud
Don't unsheath my katana
Unless I wanna draw blood
Don't always use a drywall anchor
Unless the hole's not on a stud
I don't always make the beer run
But when I do I get snacks
Don't always play M.K.
But when I do I pick Jax
Don't always go to church
But when I do it's cus of funerals
cnd when I make a sequel
I use the Roman numerals
I don't always confess
Unless they use a wire tap and
I don't always talk mess
But when I do it's because I'm rapping