Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schaffer
Who?
Who's there?
Coolzey
Who's there?
Who?
You
Who cares?
You there
Who? Where?
Dude, there
Cool hair
True
You
Who?
Ooh, you're on first
You're the worst
First verse: introductions
Did that, keep it coming
Second, third: a bunch of rhymes
Lunch Time What? Fine
No gag so bad it can embarrass us
Cuz if you ask us we're hilarious

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I don't wanna be lumped in with these bumpkins
I think our country's president is orange because he pump kin
You wanna know something?
Okay sure
Then take a class because they teach you stuff there
Why you always upstair?
I give up, why
Because you short
The ball is in my court
I mean I'm having a house party
I know that I'm a dork
But I invited Bjork
and when she came over she asked
'What are you bakin?'
I replied 'Why, do I look like pork?'

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(STD)
How's it going, folks? Keep it going for your host
Did you know this? You ever notice? You never, nope
Yo, your mouth: close it, no hecklers or loud jerks
Hold my drink, I think I'll slide in some crowd work
What's your name
Coolzey
What is that, crmenian?
What you do for a living?
I'm a rapper-slash-comedian
Oh, really then? Hold up, they're giving me the sign
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, well that has been my time

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RcPPER SLcSH COMEDIcN YOU MIGHT HcVE GUESSED THcT
cBUSING OURSELVES IS WHcT WE DO BEST
cMUSING OURSELVES IS WHcT WE DO BEST
PERPETUcL PUNCHLINES cND INFINITE JESTS
RcPPER SLcSH COMEDIcN YOU MIGHT HcVE GUESSED THcT
cMUSING OURSELVES IS WHcT WE DO BEST