Clock hits midnight the diner doors creak
I wipe the counter the night's lookin' bleak
Ghosts and ghouls in every corner I spy
At the Haunt 'n Dine where they tell no lie

Flippin' pancakes for the spirits' delight
Specters order coffee keep me up all night
Shadowy figures in the corner booth
This ain't your average late-night truth

Graveyard shift at the Haunt 'n Dine
Where the dead and the living intertwine
Supernatural customers in line
In this spooky diner of mine

A werewolf tips his hat says "Eggs sunny-side"
A banshee's wailin' by the jukebox side
Zombies shuffle in for a midnight snack
Once you're in you ain't lookin' back

Witches brewing potions in a glass of sweet tea
Skeletons shakin' bones to the melody
The clock's tickin' slower as the night's alive
At the Haunt 'n Dine how will I survive?

Graveyard shift at the Haunt 'n Dine
Where the dead and the living intertwine
Supernatural customers in line
In this spooky diner of mine