Last night I traded you in
For two blue checkmarks
But what Instagram recommends
Is only breaking my heart
You take up too much space
On my feed and my rent free mind
Gotta mute before I play
And evict you from my screen time
Let's go a date
So you can break up in the fanciest way
You can go and rip off the bandaid
Could you at least stay until I grab the first aid
Let's go on date
We can dance the night away
Spend a few final hours with you
Till you're off to be with somebody new
When we were dancing on your roof
Felt like love in a movie
But the romance came and left
'Cause a movie always ends
So give me back my Neumann mic
Give me a chance to find a new man to like
But going on a bunch of first dates
Only makes me sadder these days
Let's go on a date
Rather it be you to cause the heartbreak
You can go and rip off the bandaid
Would I look silly if I asked you to stay
Let's go on date
We can dance the night away
Spend a few final hours with you
Till you're off to be with somebody new
I sleep on your side of the bed
'Cause it's too hard to return to mine
I might wake up wishing you were there
When I look to my right
So before this movie ends
Could I go and rewrite the past
Simply wanted to be your girlfriend
Was that too much to ask