Let me tell you a story 'bout a robot with a heart
tried to be a calculator but he just didn't fit the part
tried algorithms trigonometry and other complex math
but all those operations didn't make him cry or laugh

His friends all wanted him to come out and play
they loved finding prime numbers and assembling microwaves
but this robot thought that that sameness was lame
he did not want to join in their mechanical games 'cause

he's just an emotional robot with feelings on his mind
a sentimental cyborg he gets rusty when he cry cry cry cry cries

(rusty when he cries rusty when he cries rusty when he cries)

Nobody understood that robots could feel sad
so nobody answered his personal ad it read
(robot seeking robot to share sunsets on the beach)
will he always be alone is love just out of reach?

That's all we know about the robot that cared
but that moody machine is still out there somewhere
and with robots making brand new robots every single day
let's hope he finds true love and he hears me when I say

People don't think robots can feel sorrow, glee or fear
but don't be surprised if one day your computer sheds a tear

He's just an emotional robot with feelings on his mind
a sentimental cyborg he gets rusty when he cry cry
he's just an emotional robot with feelings on his mind
an existential andriod he gets rusty when he
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cries