I was having a big halloween party
and I needed a band to play some spooky songs
but who can keep it creepy while the lights are low
somebody suggested that I call the crooked crows

caw caw caw someone call the crooked crows
caw caw caw call the crooked crows

well they showed up late in a shiny black car
they pulled out bass drums and a black guitar
they stomped on a fuzz box 'till it sounded better
and everybody there shook a tail feather

caw caw caw someone call the crooked crows
caw caw caw call the crooked crows

well they played 'till two when everybody said
the gloomy tunes were good but now it's time for bed
but the crows didn't stop bangin' on those drums
on and on and on and on until the sun was coming up come on

solo

I can't make them leave or stop the freaky music
I tried to call the cops but they're all just dancin' to it
now I have a party that never seems to end
come on over anytime and you can dance again

caw caw caw someone call the crooked crows
caw caw caw call the crooked crows
caw caw caw someone call the crooked crows
you can't stop those crooked crows come on!