I'm Chu the Flu

I'm Heard the Jerk

I'm Falop the Hop

I'm Diz the Wiz

Now you guys can be who you wanna be
I'm the cat that's in the know

I'm Hink the Dink, solid, slender
A very close friend of Mrs Bender
Bender, slender, Abi Gezunt
I'm the cat that's in the know

I'm Neil the Spiel, the real rug cutter
A very close friend of misses Butter
Butter, smother, Abi Gezunt
I'm a cat that takes it slow

Now look Joe dig my togs, they sure the best
My boots are lined with fleece
Say I went way out West and I did my best
Then I came back East to spend my grease

I'm Hip the Dip, a gas, a killer
A very close friend of Mrs Miller
Miller, schmiller, Abi Gezunt
I'm a cat that's in the know

He's Chu the flu, he's a hard shooter
A real hard shooter, Chu the flu

He's Diz the Wiz, he's a solid blower
A solid blower, Diz the Wiz

He's Cole the most, he's a swinging hepcat
A swinging hepcat, Cole the most

He's Hip the Dip, a solid sender
A very close friend to misses Bender

Bender, smender, Abi Gezunt
I'm a cat that's in the know

He's Hink the Dink a gas, a killer
A very close friend to Mrs miller

Miller, schmiller, Abi Gezunt
I'm a cat that's in the know

(He's Bop the Hop)
Dee dee dee dee dee dee doh
(He's Jack the Tack) dee dee day, dee day
(He's Hip the Dip)
Ooo doo riggy dee dee da da
(He's Hink the Dink)
Dee dee dee day, dee-diddle

I'm a cat that's in the know!