Cha-cha, ayy
Cha-cha, ayy
Cha-cha, ayy
Cha-cha, ayy

So you wanna learn how to play like a pro
Guitar and the drums and the piano
If you get good, you could go on the video
Drop the bass on the stereo
Yeah, I wanna learn how to play like a pro
Guitar and the drums and the piano
If I get good, I could go on the video
Drop the bass on the stereo

Do you want to be a star?
Let's start with the guitar
I want to be a star
Let's start with the guitar
And if you don't make it far
I'ma hit you with a crowbar
And if I don't make it far
You will hit me with a what?

Gotta tune it up
Gotta tune it up
Don't screw it up
Don't screw it up
Fingers on the frets
Fingers on the frets
Don't you let it be a mess
I won't let it be a mess
Strum a chord and let it linger
Strum a chord and let it linger
You're playin' like a winner
I'm playin' like a winner
Keep on going, or I'll shoot you with a bow
Let's move on over to the piano
Keep on going, or you'll-
Let's move on over to the piano

Play low on your left
Play low on my left
Play high on your right
Play high on my right
Treble and bass clef
Treble and bass clef
Let the melody fly
Let the melody fly
Don't look behind you
Don't look behind me
No fears to fall to
No fears to fall to
Unless you're talkin' about the big bazooka pointed at your head
(I'm scared)

So you wanna learn how to play like a pro
Guitar and the drums and the piano?
If you get good, you could go on the video
Drop the bass on the stereo
Yeah, I wanna learn how to play like a pro
Guitar and the drums and the piano
If I get good, I could go on the video
Drop the bass on the stereo
It's time to try the drums, then we're done
Just for you, I'll put down the gun
It's time to try the drums, then we're done
Thank you for putting away your gun
Sike (oops)

Rum-pa-pum-pum
Rum-pa-pum-pum
Go boom-ba-bum-bum
Boom-ba-bum-bum
Go big or go home
Go big or go home
Or you'll die alone
Or I'll die alone?
Come on, bop it, twist it, pull up the beats
Come on, bop it, twist it, pull up the beats
Par-ap-pa-pa
You're droppin' the heat
I'm droppin' the heat
I'm droppin' the heat

So you wanna learn how to play like a pro
Guitar and the drums and the piano
If you get good, you could go on the radio
Drop the bass on the stereo
Yeah, I wanna learn how to play like a pro
Guitar and the drums and the piano
If I get good, I could go on the radio
Drop the bass on the stereo

Cha-cha, ayy
Cha-cha, ayy
Cha-cha, ayy
Cha-cha, bark, bark