Forward, crawl
Take, take a seat and watch me crawl
Make, make your metal army fall, fall, fall
Meet the modern leader of your mall, mall, mall

I'm a gnome, man
No, man
Could withstand this wiz, man
I flip bands, Alakazam
And Swat, you're dismissed, man

Brawling with the bros
Crawlin' with my gnomes
Tell 'em at the mall, "H&M means home"
Better do what you're told, it'd be awfully frightening
If you got caught up in my staff o' lightning (ah)

Foil in your face? Sit down for me
Can't you see? Thou shalt bow before me
Thy swords, thy knights, run home, take a hike
Can't take my strike, can't take my height

Take a backseat while we go forward
Never gonna catch me or have me cornered
Never breakin' halfsies, I want more o' ya
I want it all, and if you stand tall, you're gonna miss me

Crawl
Take, take a seat and watch me crawl
Make, make your metal army fall, fall, fall
Meet the modern leader of your mall, mall, mall (whoo)

(Crawl) When all is said and done
We gnomes at number one
(Crawl) You royals ain't no fun (ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)
(Crawl) You poor and precious knights
Won't go down without a fight
(Crawl) Let's fight (ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)

Crawl
Crawl