Grab a seat have something to eat
Help yourself its alright
If you want a beer they're over here
But we only have Coors light
Try a chip with my homemade dip
The stuff is out of sight
Right before bed we'll shave your head
Glad to see you dressed in white

'Cause it's a Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout

Here's my wife/sister
She brightens up my day
She went away and I missed her
'cause my mom's a lousy lay
Don't hang with foreign fellows
It'll only be your loss
Stay here and roast marshmallows,
By the burning cross

At the Klan Kookout
Klan Kookout
Dans on lookout
At the Klan Kookout

And if you're black
Don't wanna see your face
They're like high school track
It's just a stupid race
We got a plan
Kill all the Jews
Are you a Mexican
'cause you seem confused?
Senor...que? que? que? (kkk)

It's a klan kookout
Klan kookout
Mein kampf? man, check that book out
At the klan kookout

All men are created equal, man that shit get's me pissed
Here's an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's List
I cook I clean, 'cause I'm the hooded host
And on Halloween, I dress as a...slaveowner!

We hate hispanics
Hence the twenty foot walls
And all you goddamn dirty Catholics
Can cath-o-lick my balls
Ethnics give off weird aromas
And I cant understand
Why we need high school diplomas
With the bible in hand!

At the klan kookout
Klan kookout
Klan kookout
Klan kookout