I once dated a girl
For the first time
She was new
And her skin
Was soft
I once dated a girl
With big lips
But she didn't know
How to use them
I once dated a girl
Who had too many thoughts
She used her mind
Like a nunchuk
I once dated a girl
Who drank too much liquor
She was sweet 
When she was sober
(Which was not often)
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
Who was from Paris
At least when we kissed
Her tongue spoke French
I once dated a girl
Who loved me
I thought she had 
Really bad taste
(Like Kimchi)
I once dated a girl
Who was her sister
We made out in the grass
Of a golf course
Under a blanket
The night sky
Became alive
A flock of pitch black bats
Dove down from the stars 
(The end)
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
Who was Hawaiian
She had the loveliest way of telling me 
I was wrong
I once dated a girl
In my mind
Things didn't work out
Even in my mind
I once dated a girl
Who I never met
Her friends told me
We were through
(We were through)
I once dated a girl
With a cute accent
When she spoke to me
I melted
I once dated a girl
An Indian girl
She became
My first song
(My first song)
(My first song)
(My first song)
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl