I hold your hair when you vomit.
I shave my beard while you shit.
I shout at you when you’re driving.
If you don’t know true love, well this is it.

TRUE LOVE, if you don’t know true love, well this is it.

You tell our sex life to your girlfriends.
You pop my blackheads and my zits.
When I cry at the movies, you swear to silence with a spit.

TRUE LOVE, if you don’t know true love, well this is it.

I know your farts aren’t made of sugar.
I know when your mother’s on the rag.
You know my brother wants to f*** you.
That doesn’t even make me mad.

TRUE LOVE, if you don’t know true love, well this is it.

When the fridge is empty, that’s your fault.
When the toilets seat is up, well that’s my fault.
I like the color of your hair.
You wear my t-shirt to bed.
I think it’s time we had a kid.
TRUE LOVE, if you don’t know true love, well this is it.

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