Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candlestick
But Jack wasn't nimble
And Jack wasn't quick
So, Jack went home with a charbroiled dick

Sex sex sex is the law law law
Where Jack gets the girl
On the floor floor floor
He got this information
From the board of education
If you want a demonstration
Lie down, LIE down, LIE DOWN

Jack and Jill went up the hill and planned to do some kissing
Jack took a pass and grabbed her ass
and now two of his teeth are missing
So Jack and jill went up another hil
so jack could lick her candy
jack got a shock
a mouth full of cock
cause jill's real name was randy

Sex sex sex is the law law law
Where Jack gets the girl
On the floor floor floor
He got this information
From the board of education
If you want a demonstration
Lie down, LIE down, LIE DOWN

Jokes are funny, jokes are bad
If you laugh of them, at least you're not sad
They can be strange, and bizarre, like "twinkle twinkle little star Jack can do it in a car"

Sex sex sex is the law law law
Where Jack gets the girl
On the floor floor floor
He got this information
From the board of education
If you want a demonstration
Lie down, LIE down, LIE DOWN

Sex sex sex is the law law law
Where Jack gets the girl
On the floor floor floor
He got this information
From the board of education
If you want a demonstration
Lie down, LIE down, LIE DOWN

Sex sex sex is the law law law
Where Jack gets the girl
On the floor floor floor

Lie down, LIE down, LIE DOWN

LIE DOWN