It was dark and the moon was high All alone just her and I
Her lips so soft her eyes so blue I know just what she wanted to do
Dirty dirty dirty mind all of you and all mankind
Dirty dirty dirty mind all of you and all mankind
So dirty so dirty SO DIRTY
Her hair so wet her skin so fine I ran my fingers along her spine
I remember being nervous and my fast beating heart Slowly she spread her leg's apart
Dirty dirty dirty mind all of you and all mankind
Dirty dirty dirty mind all of you and all mankind
So dirty so dirty SO DIRTY
And when it happened I felt no shame when all at once the white stuff came
At last it's finished all over now my very first time milking a cow
Dirty dirty dirty mind all of you and all mankind
Dirty dirty dirty mind all of you and all mankind
So dirty so dirty SO DIRTY
At last it's finished all over now my very first time milking a cow
At last it's finished all over now my very first time milking a cow
At last it's finished all over now my very first time milking a cow