You're an asshole
I mean it in the nicest way possible
I know you think it's cute but you're impossible
You sent my heart and soul to the hospital


Where I said, Doc, do you think I'll ever get it back?
The twinkle in my eye I lost
My heart feels black
I need it stitched up stat

Well you can fuck right off
You can get right out
You can kiss my ass with your lyin' mouth
Don't you even try to act like you don't know exactly what I'm talking bout

I'm keepin' the dog
You can take the truck
Take whatever you want, I don't give a fuck
Pack your bag and don't look back
I'm drawing the line
I hope whenever you end up it rains all time


You're an asshole
I mean it in the nicest way possible
I know you think it's cute but you're impossible
You sent my heart and soul to the hospital


Did I give my best years
To a man who left me in tears?
Is this real or just fear?
Man, I gotta get outta here

Go out and find someone new to play with
Someone young and dumb for you to stay with
I'm hip to your game, I'm too old for this shit
I'm tired, I'm out, it's over, I quit

Ooh, did the door hit you on your way out?
Maybe now you finally get what I've been talking about
It's too late for sorry, no you'll never change
A leopards spots just don't rearrange


You're an asshole
I mean it in the nicest way possible
I know you think it's cute but you're impossible
You sent my heart and soul to the hospital


I guess that maybe lately what's been scaring me
Is thinking in the end there's no repairing me
I realize the problem was you not me
And this is the way you'll always be


You're an asshole
I mean it in the nicest way possible
I know you think it's cute but you're impossible
You sent my heart and soul to the hospital