Gulp Gulp Gulp
Gulp Gulp Gulp
I want to drink more beer
Until I puke

Drink Drank Punk (x4)

I'm so cool
Cause I can drink so much
I can drink more than you

Drink Drank Punk (x4)

Met a girl at the bar oh
She was a 10 at 2:00 I
Gave her four stars oh
I took her home

She spent the night oh
At 10:00 A.M. she was a FRIGHT
Some old guy bought me some alcohol
We got Drunk at the mall

Drink Drank Punk (x4)

Mom's gonna get us at the mall oh
In a drunken stupor I hope I don't fall oh
I could chew on a big wad of gum oh
Mom won't notice, she's old and DUMB

Drink Drank Punk (x3)

Drink ..
Drank ..
Punk