Drag the boxes from the closet.
Pray to the patron saint of lost causes.
The lights all work, no fuses broken.
Emotions heighten, tears come easy.
Tighten your belt, go overspending.
Let's pack a suitcase and get on out of here.
Let's get away from Christmas this year.
Move the furniture so the tree fits.
Decorating's time consuming.
Dropped one of your mamma's ornaments,
Clattering and clamoring.
Glitter gets on everything.
Let's pack a suitcase and get on out of here.
Let's get away from Christmas this year.
Pick a coast, any ocean.
Let's skip the snow,
Avoid commotion,
The sound of bells,
The thought of ribbons and bows.
Oh, I don't mean to be cold,
But truth be told,
I don't wanna be home.
Carols, carols, looping carols,
Mannheim Steam Roller Hark the Herald--
Let's pack a suitcase and get on out of here.
Let's get away from Christmas this year.
Let's get away from Christmas this year.