There’s a secret about me that nobody knows
I’ve got an exotic Hebrew name that my parents chose
Ani lo metaberet hivrit
But I’m a meshuggeneh in between the sheets
On the balcony sheket bavakasha
Or we can do it in a chair like it’s my bat mitzvah

Oy vey, Call me by my Hebrew name

You don’t need to do any heavy lifting
Address me biblically and I’ll start shvitzing
Chana, Chaya, Rivkah, Rachel,
Abraham, Yacov, Yitzhak, Shmuel
Just make a sound like you’re gonna gag, yeah
Clear your throat babe, that’s my bag

Oy Vey, Call Me By My Hebrew Name

Things are heating up we start to Gaza strip
Light my labia menorah til the candles drip
Flip me like a latke whisper “mazel tov”
Come to my promised land give your olive branch to my dove
If you want to keep me coming back for more
Eat it like you’re breaking fast after Yom Kippur

Oy Vey, call me by my Hebrew name

Like my Hebrew school teacher you can call me Devorah
Touch me delicately- pretend I’m the Torah
Be like Moses and part me like the Red Sea
With your staff that’s 100 percent kosher beef
You be Abba, I’ll be Ima,
I’ll turn you on eternally just like the lamp on the bima

Oy Vey, Call me by my Hebrew name