(WHAT THE FUCK)

I CUT MY PRETTY BOY HAIR
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME
I’LL PROBABLY DIE IN LA

I MISS THE SOUND OF MY PHONE
HATE THE TONE OF YOUR VOICE
THE NEIGHBOR’S DOG
WON’T STOP TALKING TO ME

GIVE ME A NEW YEAR’S KISS
SINGING IN THE RAIN
TALKING LIKE AN ATHEIST
IN THE INFORMATION AGE

I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE
TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN
I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE
TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN

I’LL GET A BRAND NEW JOB
ONE WITH A 401K
JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT PAYS

I’LL LEASE A HONDA ACCORD
I HEAR THE MILEAGE IS GREAT
IT’S TIME I GO WITH THE GRAIN

I DOUBT THAT I’LL BE MISSED
I’VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO GAIN
TALKING LIKE A MASOCHIST
‘CAUSE YOU KNOW I LIKE THE PAIN

I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE
TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN
I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE
TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN

I WANNA GET DRUNK, DADDY
DRIVE ME DOWN TO SANTA FE
I GOT MY TEETH STAINED, BABY
FROM RED WINE AND CIGARETTE(S)

BUT, I GET HIGH EVERY MORNING
LISTENING TO SUGAR RAY
(HE GETS HIGH, EVERY MORNING)
I GUESS YOU’RE TOO COOL, HONEY
BUT THAT’S JUST NOT THAT INTERESTING
TO ME, TO ME


GIVE ME YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST
I DON’T CARE WHAT IT IS
TALKING LIKE AN ANARCHIST
EVERY TIME THE CUBS DON’T WIN

I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE
TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN
I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE
TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN