I DON’T FEEL LIKE GOING ANYWHERE TONIGHT
KEEP MY SHOES UNTIED
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME

IF YOU CAN’T BE CLEVER THEN YOU MUST BE KIND
JUST ANOTHER LINE THAT I READ ON A MARQUEE

I DON’T FEEL LIKE LEAVING MY GARAGE TODAY
AN ACQUIRED TASTE
THE ASBESTOS IS LOVELY

GOT A BROKEN HEATER
AND A MICROWAVE
AND HOT POCKET STAINS ON THE CEILING ABOVE ME

I’M SO CONGESTED
FESTIVE
ALL OF THE TIME
ANOTHER BACKSEAT DRIVER
TOEING THE LINE
M, M, M MARY MESSAGED ME AND SAID THAT MY HAIR LOOKS NICE
BUT MARY DOESN’T KNOW THAT I MIGHT WANNA DIE

THE PRESSURE TO SMILE IS WEARING ME THIN
AND THE HIGH THAT I’M CHASING IS MAKING ME WINDED
THE LOWS THAT I FEEL LEAVE ME IN MY HOMESTEAD
DEPRESSION IS A DEMON MY BEST FRIEND ON MY DEATHBED

ROBBY TOLD ME THAT I’D NEVER BE COMFY
THERE’S CHIP ON MY SHOULDER
ON MY BACK THERE’S A MONKEY
UP AGAINST THE WALL
PUNCHING LIFE IN THE CHIN
I WAS BORN TO LOSE BUT WHEN I DIE I’LL WIN I GUESS

DEAR GRIM REAPER
BLESS ME WITH ONE MILLION
TAKE ME UNDER
REASONS NOT TO LIVE AGAIN
TO THE ETHER
REAPER COME AND RESCUE ME
TO MY SLUMBER
I WANT TO BE HAPPY
DEAR MS. MARY
BLESS ME WITH ONE MILLION
I’M SO SORRY
REASONS NOT TO LIVE AGAIN

YOU ARE TOO GOOD
REAPER COME AND RESCUE ME
TOO GOOD TO ME
I WANT TO BE HAPPY