I am glad that I am not fat
Because being fat is a torment
Yes, I am glad that I am such a skinny herring
Because being thin means being free
People like to make fun of fat people
Fat people have shortness of breath
There is nothing for fat people to wear
Fat people are too fat to flee

Fat people have terribly thick legs
Fat people have a double chin
Fat people sweat like pigs
Stuffing, gorging themselves

And that's why I am glad that I am not fat
Because being fat is a torment
Yes, I am glad that I am such a skinny herring
Because being thin means being free

Fat people have flatulence
Fat people have a big butt
And from all the laxatives
Fat people often run to the toilet
Fat people constantly have to fast
So they don't get even fatter
And when they finally lose ten pounds
Yes, then you can't even see it

Fat people also have a terribly hard time with women
Because fat people are not in demand
That's why fat people have to make a career
With money, even a fat person is in demand

And that's why I am glad that I am not fat
Because being fat is a torment
Yes, I am glad that I am such a skinny herring
Because being thin means being free

Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat

Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat

Conchita
Cook me the chili con carne

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