Brother, is this the place that hires boat race commentators?
Yeah, it is. Why?
Can you hire me?
Hire you?
I don't have a job, brother.
Kid,
Commentating on boat races,
You have to speak rapidly,
Speak fast, speak clearly. Can you do that?
Okay.

Grandma Moi raises bears and Grandma Mee raises clams, while Mrs. Lee sells clams and Mrs. Moi sells bears.
Dr. Mee's medicine cures boils and scabies, but Dr. Chit’s medicine cures scabies and boils.
Put a bear's ear in a pig's ear, and a mouse puts a pig's ear in a bear's ear.
Pig's ear, bear's ear, put a bear's ear in a pig's ear.
But if you stir-fry it with mushrooms, it will become ear mushrooms.

A private soldier carries a gun and a bag of cement to plaster a building.
Falling into the water, pork, squid, shrimp, cook, warm, steam.
Ink spills on the mosquito net, the mosquito net is half stained with ink.
Pork, squid, shrimp, cook, warm, cook, boil, stew, warm, steam.
Eating it sticks to the gums, eating taro sticks to the teeth.
Eating both taro and yam sticks to both gums and teeth.
Morning stir-fry pumpkin, evening stir-fry pumpkin and vegetables, okay, wow.

Is there more?
Yes.

Tati fell from the palm tree, Tati died under the palm tree, screaming "ouch."
Yak loves monkeys, monkeys love yak, love yak, monkeys a hundred.
Samlee sells lottery tickets, Samruay sells paint.
Samlee plays the lottery, Samruay plays with paint.
Choochi, Suchi, Chusri, Chuchi, Suchi, Chusri likes to point at sushi, Suchi.

Many chests, lift the chests away.
Many chests, run away from the chests, squeeze and run, chests disappear.
See the chests, squeeze and run, many run away.
See many chests disappear, see the chests, squeeze and run.
The dog turns to the pig, sees the dog's ear, the dog's ear is thick, the pig runs, the mouse sees the pig.
The kid sees the pig turn, the ear runs, turns to see the dog, looks for the pig, sees the ear, good disappears.

Something like this, brother.
Wow.
Yeah, it's good, but
Here's the thing,
Lately, there have been
Foreigners coming to watch the boat race commentary a lot.
Oh.
If you can spit a bit in English, I'll consider it.
Okay.

Gotta be the one that bite the bullet Imma do it imma do it
Like a student like a noodle ugh
She sells sea shells on the seashore
But her knee sore like a senior gotta see more
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers (period)
And a fig plugger fig plugger son
But ill plug a fig until a fucking fig plugger comes

Basic.
Can you do "Kluay Tani withered, carrying a bunch of bananas back and forth"?
Basic.
Ranong, Rayong, Yala, can you do that?
Oh, brother, basic.
Green bowl upside down in the morning, white bowl upside down in the evening.
Brother, basic.
Okay.

Ah Lee Hia,
Ah Hia Lee,
Yeah, Ah Lee Hia walks to Ah Hia Lee.
Brother, hire me, I've been doing this since I was a kid.
Sitting in the room, reciting, tongue-twisting, echoing sounds.
Sometimes it's suplex,
Sometimes it's durex, swapping words like this.
I'm spicy, Phuket, ending in Kuwait.

Commentating on boat races is a hope,
I'll follow my dream, won't disappoint, ouch.

Hey, hey, what's wrong?
Ouch.
Wait a moment, brother.
Kid, are you okay?

Spitting too fast,
Tongue on fire, fire ignites.
Oh wow.
Speaking too fast,
Tongue on fire, fire spreads.
Damn.
Blabbering too fast,
Tongue bouncing like it's fun, bang, bang.

Prepare a fire extinguisher set,
Fire ignites, fire spreads, it will spread, threaten, oh wow.
Spitting too fast,
Tongue on fire, fire ignites.
Speaking too fast,
Tongue on fire, fire spreads.
Blabbering too fast,
Tongue bouncing like it's fun.

Okay, kid, I want to hire you,
But can I think about it a bit more?
How ready are you?

Ready to charge, I'm super ready,
Super hot,
Not ready to stop the fire in my mouth, ready to ignite,
Super hot,
Hot work,
Hot money, too hot, became a person in debt,
Want to sit but must be ready to walk, don't pull me back,
I'll commentate boat races from Monday to Friday, no days off,
No slipping,
Dedicated to work, pure intention, no stumbling, not a con artist, believe me,
Hire me, I'm super free,
Super crazy,
If you don't hire me now, I'll go back and sell everything in the house,
Make it empty, make it ruins, make it all a wide open space, brother.

Hire me, hire me,
Pressuring me so much,
Hire me, hire me,
Kid,
Hire me,
Pressuring so much.

Uh,
Sign here.
Oh wow, thank you.
Here too.
Got it.
Start work on Monday, okay?
About that, brother, can I start on Tuesday?
Why?

Because my tongue spits too fast,
Tongue on fire, fire ignites,
Speaking too fast,
Tongue on fire, fire spreads (damn),
Blabbering too fast,
Tongue bouncing like it's fun, bang, bang.

Prepare a fire extinguisher set,
Fire ignites, fire spreads, it will spread, threaten.

I'll excuse myself for today.
Going home?
Going to the hospital.

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