Mein Gott hat den Längsten : traduction de Allemand vers Anglais
I step into the steppe and I show you what a rake is
Your god is fucked in the ass by ours
Because he is boss, I am Taliban
But I can't handle caricatures
I punish the whores
It says here: You just have to read between the lines
There! "You shall take infidels as hostages!"
Well, I interpret the holy scripture differently:
Instead of God forgives I read "rocket launcher"!
Because he was insulted and completely fooled
By the godless countries with the skyscrapers
You are the ones who try to separate the races
The solution will be: First burn flags
We set a sign, for those who insulted us
With a hundred corpses of innocent people
Beheading innocent tourists with scythes
Is certainly the will of the creator of humans
Because they don't worship him and still have jewels
I pray every day and get nothing, that's unfair
I only know that there are no problems in paradise
So I'll become a martyr like Mercedes Benz
My God makes people blessed
My God has the longest penis
My God makes people blessed
My God has the longest penis
Hey, our God is the one with the big dick
Now we regain the upper hand in the Promised Land
The world is infested with thousands of heathens
So we have to spread the one true faith
Let's go! We march through the land, plundering and killing
This way we will surely be known as the saviors
We want to save your poor souls, and drive out the devil
With a few targeted blows to the skull
You must not break the rules, Ten Commandments, penal system:
Otherwise I'll fuck your wife, steal your possessions
First commandment: You shall not use contraception!
It says: "Love your neighbor" and viruses want to live too
Second commandment: Leave the sex games!
For this it's also okay if you do it with altar boys
So if you love your life
Love your neighbor as yourself
Or go shoot yourself!
No problem, if necessary I can murder you
For this sin my boss already died on the cross
My bonus, I work in God's name
If you stress with me, you stress with him
And you risk your neck, period!
My God makes people blessed
My God has the longest penis
My God makes people blessed
My God has the longest penis
Pack, rabble, scum, parasites:
And you really thought your faith had something to offer?
I think you have too many sleeping pills red wine in your blood
In a battle your gods would be so small with hat!
Our divine leader breaks the time limits
He has five heads and three dicks!
His holy name is "Gnauf", ok?!
When he shows himself in all his glory
You get eye cancer!
Oh yes, and by the way, we are chosen
With his UFO we leave the blue planet
Through our money we are on a pickup list
And will not experience the soon coming apocalypse
It is prophesied, you are doomed to death
Every dirt will perish, no shit!
And that's why it's also okay if I drop poison bombs while riding the subway
To gas you!
Everything is so wonderfully indifferent, but we are not normal
But it's all a matter of perspective
Look, Hepsen, our if-it-doesn't-work-out policy
Is: We get out of the mess with mass suicide
My God makes people blessed
My God has the longest penis
My God makes people blessed
My God has the longest penis