Don't look away when misery plagues
Recently, I've been vacationing in Denmark again
Close to tears, I'm driving an ugly used car again
I thought one grows with their expenses, but
When trends overtake us
Existence is threatened for us prominent people
A show wants to promote me again, for a change
I have to eat kangaroo testicles despite shameful ratings, yuck!
And so I stuff my giant fireplace (wow)
With unsold copies of my biography
I punched the last paparazzi in the face
He was snapping the beach where I was, but didn't recognize me
Time for me to get back into the V.I.P. boxes
Besides, I have to pay the installments for my speedboat
So I have to generate as many likes as possible
Without wasting time, and I already know how

Think of the chil-dadada, dadada, go
Think of the chil-dadada, dadada, go
Think of the children, thinking doesn't hurt
Think of the children, donate an oh dear
Think of the children, finally on CD, go
Think of the chil-dadada, dadada

Yeah, we stars have it hard, because everyone's waiting
For us to say something wrong, hashtag hangman, yeah okay
I understand that no TV presenter likes me
Since my selfie from the rhino hunt
But why do I reap the sharpest criticism as a Monsanto advertising face? (Hm?)
Maybe because every time I have a drinking spree, there's image damage
As if someone would scribble a penis on Da Vinci's Last Supper
I got no applause from the tabloid press for my last hit in the face
Of my wife
Of course, people don't love me anymore
Because I was driving under the influence of alcohol
I was imprisoned for playing ring-a-ring o' roses
With a Tinder teen, but I grin wickedly
Because I win (yeah) your sympathy again
With a trick that always works

Think of the chil-dadada, dadada, go
Think of the chil-dadada, dadada, go
Think of the children, thinking doesn't hurt
Think of the children, donate an oh dear
Think of the children, finally on CD, go
Think of the chil-dadada, dadada

(Think of the children)
And they also think of you, yeah (think of the children)
They are still so small (think of the children)
Think of the chil-dadada and I don't mean the chocolate
Where are you thinking? And you know (think of the children)
I think of the children all night long (think of the children)
One, two, three, four little children (think of the children)
Oh, children are so vulnerable, yeah, yeah (think of the children)
Children are irreplaceable in this world
Call me "Father Theresa"
(Think of the children)
And sing your conscience clean (think of the children)
They need our support (think of the children)
How can a child bear this? (Think of the children)
Think of the chil-dadada, dadada (think of the children)
We were young once too, think of us (think of the children)
They can't defend themselves (think of the children)
Even I sometimes think about it, lalala (think of the children)
It's about life and death and my record! (Lala lala dada dada da oh dada)

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