My grandma just called me a fuckin' nigga
I don't know why she mad, so I had to hit her
Why the fuck my cousin looking for his four wheeler?
I just need some fucking water and some sugar
How you don't got no tissue in here?
Why your car only go to the first gear?
Feel like DC Young Fly, bring that ass here
Why you got the water, but it's not crystal clear?
Sold my brother a dog, but it was a deer
My momma got mad, and she said, "You bitch"
That shit hurt bro, now I gotta take your tire
Why my boss look like the dude from The Wire?
Why my cousin take Viagra, he horny?
It's seven in the morning, tell me why my grandma snoring
I tried to rhyme orange with door hinge
I just woke up, and I just ran off my neighbor
That nigga so broke, he don't get no paper
My neighbor asked me for his money back, nigga, never
It's a hundred degrees outside, why you got a sweater?
My grandma freezing, I just took her sweater
And I just went off on my barber and got a free taper
I just went off on my granddad and took his Weed wacker
I know my grandma mad at me, but still, fuck her
I always run off on my family, yeah, they some suckers