Woke up with a runny nose
Went to school and blew my nose all day
Should have been a warning
What else can I fucking say?
When I went home
I thought it was allergies
When the doctor told me that
I'm under the influenza

I had a little bird
Its name was Enza
I opened the window
And in flu Enza
It feels like 1918 again
Flu A is the one that I got
But it's a god damn shame
I'm allergic to the fucking shot

Woke up with a cough and aches
Feels like I'm dying
I have a fucking fever
I'm about to start crying
Staying home for five days
Feels like federal prison
Nobody cares about me
I might just go missing

I had a little bird
Its name was Enza
I opened the window
And in flu Enza
It feels like 1918 again
Flu A is the one that I got
But it's a god damn shame
I'm allergic to the fucking shot

(Alright)

I can't go to sleep
I'm either too hot or too cold
These fucking fever dreams
Are getting really old
I moved to the couch
For a change of scenery
I take my temperature so many times
I hate this piece of machinery

I had a little bird
Its name was Enza
I opened the window
And in flu Enza
It feels like 1918 again
Flu A is the one that I got
But it's a god damn shame
I'm allergic to the fucking shot

(Oh oh oh)

I've had enough of this
I haven't left the house
In what feels like eight days
I'm going to blow my brains out
I miss my friends
Everybody (???)
I haven't spoken to
Anyone but my mom

I had a little bird
Its name was Enza
I opened the window
And in flu Enza
It feels like 1918 again
Flu A is the one that I got
But it's a god damn shame
I'm allergic to the fucking shot

(Yeah)

I had a little bird
Its name was Enza
I opened the window
And in flu Enza
It feels like 1918 again
Flu A is the one that I got
But it's a god damn shame
I'm allergic to the fucking shot (Shot)