Went to the pet store
To buy a fish
One with scales
Is all I wish
But then I see
Oh yes, I see
A piranha
Looking at me

His name is Geremy
He's a piranha
He loves his mama
Lives in the Bahamas
He loves his nana
Looks like a banana
And he smells like one, too

I brought him home
Showed him to my cat
My cat didn't like him
Oh, not one bit
But it seemed like
The piranha didn't like me
Next thing i know
His teeth are in me

His name is Geremy
He's a piranha
He loves his mama
He has a vagina
He is spiky
Like a pineapple
He has pricks like he's a
Linebapple

He's orange
Like he's a doorhinge
I feed him porridge
'Cause he's not boring
Stick him in storage
Put him on the floor and
Time out in the corner
'Cause he was watching porn (Brazzers)

Nobody puts Geremy in the corner
Especially not when he's watching porn
In the corner