Well, I've heard it, I've heard it all
I've heard it all before
I don't need no gypsy
I don't need no crystal ball

Since you started messin' round on me darlin'
Now the phone's ringing off the wall
And everybody says it's so
I got a broken heart comin' and they want me to know

And I've heard it all
I don't need a crystal ball.
I got a lady across the hallway
I got another one way across town

All the people at your birthday party
You should hear the way they're puttin' me down?
It seems the whole world's out to spy
It's like the CIA meets the FBI

And I've heard it all
I don't need a crystal ball
Well I've heard it all
I don't need a crystal ball

Well I've heard it all
It ain't no surprise to me
I don't watch no television
I don't read the daily news

I'm afraid if I listen to the radio
I'll hear about the latest things you do
I don't want no explanation
Nothin' you could say could be a revelation

And I've heard it all
I don't need a crystal ball.