Liberace, I can see, you'll agree, he's unique
But this pompous git, must admit, thinks he's it, he's a freak

Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace
Steal his score coz he's a waste a space
Smash his smarmy
Smash his smarmy face

Richard, Clayderman's a creep
Richard, all women wail and weep
Richard, Richard makes grannies gulp and blush
French blonde knob, he ain't no bobby crush

He never fails
With the scales
That the dames can't resist
(Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard)
But why all the fuss
For a dumb
Hideous pianist?

Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace
Steal his score coz he's a waste a space
Smash his smarmy
Smash his smarmy face

Richard, Clayderman's a creep
Richard, all women wail and weep
Richard, Richard makes grannies gulp and blush
French blonde knob, he ain't no bobby crush

Oh, that snotty old hat
Don't wanna see that piano prat's
Eyes of blue

Why's he, constantly cocky
Smug and slimy?
And every single time he smiles
He makes me spew

Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace
Steal his score coz he's a waste a space
Smash his smarmy
Smash his smarmy face

Richard, Clayderman's a creep
Richard, all women wail and weep
Richard, Richard makes grannies gulp and blush
French blonde knob, he ain't no bobby crush

Richard, Clayderman's a creep, Richard
All women wail and weep
Richard, Richard makes grannies gulp and blush
French blonde knob
French blonde knob, he ain't no bobby crush

(Merci beaucoup)