With a candy floss she stood
On the sand she looked real doog, to the
Love at first sight, what a drag
I fell for a sea side slag. Oe!
Over the hills where the lads all yell
Left at the tunnel
Whitley Bay, you broke my heart in two
I hate you...
Whitley Bay, it was Whitley Bay and you
Sharon, Sharon, Sharon
Slapper from Whitley Bay
Whitley Bay, ooh
I was stunned and I was shocked
Neckin' on the cliffs I clocked Sharon... Sharon
With the dodgem dude was she
Said her eyes were for just for me, Sharon... Sharon
Over the hills...