Well I know you weren't trying to look like a lizard
But it looks really fucking cool to me
The scales on your body and the way you turned green
Make me wanna have plastic surgery

And I don't really think that it looks bad for you to have a rubber face
It doesn't look all that bad with all the makeup in your case
So so what, you got a failure of a boob job
And so what, you paid thirty grand that looks like it has a kickstand

I'm sorry I think it looks cool
I don't think you wasted your money on plastic surgery

Plastic surgery is really fucking cool
Did the doctor wear a mask or did he just stare at you?
How did it feel when you went under?
Was it nice? Did you go to Australia?

It might look that you laid out in the sun too long
And your face melted like a candlestick
But I think that you still look good
Even though the doctor should have not taken your money
And given you shit plastic surgery