My wife won't let me drink in the house
My wife won't let me drink in the yard
My wife won't let me drink anywhere
So I'm drinking whiskey in the car

My wife won't let me do anything
I'm 'bout to leave her for some little pretty thing on the street
I don't condone prostitution, but this lady is driving me insane

My wife won't let me smoke weed in the house
My wife won't let me smoke weed around our children
Cause she thinks they'll grow up to be fucking thugs
My wife won't let me smoke weed

My wife won't let take big ol' shots of heroin
My wife won't let me do anything at all
She's just a fun sponge, yeah she's a bitch

My wife won't let me drink in the house
My wife won't let me drink in the yard
My wife won't let me drink anywhere
So I'm drinking whiskey in the car
I'm drinking whiskey in the car