I've taken pictures for posers
I've seen them give bloody noses
I'm pretty sure I'm supposed
To somehow act
Like they're different
Another living room to remember
Still filled with last
Weeks smoking pretenders
Cameras document benders
Else it never happened

Now they're gassing up
How they've grown up
They've swapped
The Stellas for 'ronas
Pictures hiding the fact
That they don't act any different
Too many lovers going
Through the motions
The architects of commotion
With sycophantic emotions
That need evening gift wrapping

And if it's only a memory
Then how the fuck could anyone see

That he's a raver
Send yourselves to 'savers
His nutty night out's
Running out of flavours
He's mixing drinks mixed
Only with the mixtures
I've taken pictures
I've taken pictures

That's not his gaff
That's only just a green screen
A bunch of girls who think
They're living on the tv
It's never easy
When you've got to be me
I've taken pictures
I've taken pictures for posers

And now the bitches are bitching
He's got the room creasing stitches
Spilling out of the kitchen
Claiming he ain't coherent
Well you can't help but judge him
Just another puppet
Hoping someone's looking
When he's acting up
Wouldn't you love to hate him
Claim you don't rate him
But you can't act be
When you're still showing
Up and I know I'm right

And if it's only a memory
Then how the fuck could anyone see

That he's a raver
Send yourselves to 'savers
His nutty night
Out's running out of flavours
He's mixing drinks mixed
Only with the mixtures
I've taken pictures
I've taken pictures

That's not his gaff
That's only just a green screen
A bunch of girls who think
They're living on the tv
It's never easy
When you've got to be me
I've taken pictures
I've taken pictures

And if it's only a memory
Then how the fuck could anyone see
He's year nine going on eighteen
Ignore the posturing personnel's
Sure no one listens
To the stories they tell
But oh no they'll do it again
Oh no they'll do it again
Oh no they'll do it again

That he's a raver
Send yourselves to 'savers
His nutty night out's
Running out of flavours
He's mixing drinks mixed
Only with the mixtures
I've taken pictures
I've taken pictures

That's not his gaff
That's only just a green screen
A bunch of girls who think
They're living on the tv
It's never easy
When you've got to be me
I've taken pictures
I've taken pictures for posers