You say either, I say either
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either, neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off.

You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto
Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
cnd oh, if we ever part
Then that would break my heart

So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
For we know, we need each other
So we better call the calling off, off
Oh, let's call the whole thing off


You say laughter and I say larfter
You say after and I say arfter
Laughter, larfter, after, arfter
Let's call the whole thing off
You like vanilla and I like vanella
You saspiralla and I saspirella
Vanilla, vanella, chocolate, strawberry
Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
cnd, oh, if we ever part
Then that would break my heart
So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I'll order the oysters and cancel the ersters
For we know, we need each other
So we better call the calling off, off
Let's call the whole thing off.