Hey come on Babe Throw me out some pants

I'm out here knockin' at your door
The hour's gettin' close to four
Yeah I was drinking with the boys
The only thing we did was make some noise
We started out playin' pool
Just havin' fun and being' cool
The only woman that was here
Was the one that brought our beer
Well I know I should've called
But I was cleanin' up at 8-ball
We played some poker in the back
I switched from beer to Coke and Jack
I saw my money slip away
I thought I'd double-up today
Well I bet everything I got
A ton of money in the pot

I lost tonight in a couple of ways
Pool and poker too
You just gotta believe me girl
Well I wouldn't lie to you
Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

I had three aces he had two
He musta had one in his shoe
I flipped the table on the floor
I can't go there any more
They threw me out into some plants
I snagged a nail and lost my pants
I swear that every word is true
I even lost one of my shoes

I lost tonight in a couple of ways
Pool and poker too
When I showed up without my pants
I'm pretty sure I lost you

So right now I'm walking home
I just want to be alone
She pulled beside and said to me
"Man I'm liking what I see!"
I said "Lady you don't know
'Bout the place I'm 'bout to go!"
Then I sent her on her way
I ain't playin' that today
Just let me get back to my house
I got some 'splainin' for my spouse
Baby treat me right Hook me up
Baby you know I love you
I need some britches!